The Dave and Geoff Show was on a tear.

Act 1:
Eric Barter was fined $50 for leaving his finger on the podium. Don’t get all excited. It wasn’t his REAL finger. It was one of those “Oregon, We’re Number One” thingies that go over your whole hand. How careless of him.

Act 2:
Rich Hutton got hit for $100 for being in a “football pool”. Big deal. That’s like fining someone for shooting dice in George Fasching’s office: EVERYBODY does it.

Act 3:
Jay Harvill got a decent fine of $25 for not knowing the Club Secretary. Silly him. Everyone knows it’s Ed Partridge.

Act 4:
Mark Burstyn got hit with $25 for being named the “Best Pharmacy in the World.” We’re not quite sure who did the “naming”. His wife, maybe?

Act 5:
Poor little Ben Goland got fined for going on a Caribbean cruise. He has to cough up $50 which is one-millionth of what the cruise COST him! All things considered, not a bad deal.

Act 6:
Matt Weaver was fined in abstencia for being absent while in San Diego at a “conference”. Yeh, sure. Matt’s wife Denise [not to be confused with Denephew] was the one who told the Club about it. And she actually BELIEVES it! Well, Matt, your little trip will cost you $100.

Act 7:
Greg Hardy was going to be fined but he was stuck in his examination room saving Lassie. We’ll get him next time.