Our infallible Finemasters have dug and dug to find the dirt, but for Phyllis Corliss all they could find was that she has been dutifully attending the same church for the past 50 years. Although there was some dispute from Phyllis, they had the newspaper article to prove their claim, and she was fined one dollar per year of service for a grand total of… getting my calculator… $50.00

Bob Novell spent three weeks in New Zealand, and managed to see many sights that no longer exist due to the recent earthquake including the Christchurch cathedral.  For his adventures, and his uncanny ability to avoid catastrophe he was fined for a grand total of 3 weeks times 7 days times 3 for good measure, which according to Ryder Math equals $43.50

Rich Hutton had a big winning streak at the racetrack where he had a winning bet on the second  race that paid odds of 22 to 2. Because there were so many twos involved in the race, the fine masters again consulted the trusty Jim Ryder to calculate 22.5 times 2, which came out to a fine of $50.00

Bob Hoffman was stumped by the Finemasters’  Trivia question.  As he was unable to name the number of clubs in District 5300, (61 down from 63 clubs) he was fined $50 for his failure to keep up on Rotary trivia.

Imy Dulake narrowly avoided a fine when she was led astray in her answer to the name of the first Rotary club magazine. George Fasching, who was no doubt working for the Finemasters, attempted to lead her to the names of some some rather lewd, but seemingly possible magazines. Fortunately before she had confirmed her answer John Murphy came to her rescue and was fined by the $25 by the Finemasters for foiling their plot by providing her with the answer “National Rotarian Magazine”