Finemaster Glenn had just gotten up to the podium when President John decided it was time to ask Steve how to get rid of a wayward peacock that is roaming his neighborhood. Suddenly a peacock yelp came form the back of the room. It was Kathy Ellison who mad the mistake of diverting Glenn’s attention to her.  Ws tjos  worth $25, Kathy?
Glenn had been warned by President John to avoid racial jokes or slurs. Glenn promptly ignored John and did what only he can do. (try this if your a 50 year old white guy).
Next, Glenn broke into a Corvette frenzy starting with the new generation 2020 mid-engine Corvette he saw at a car show. He turned to Brian Hall who explained that his bright yellow Corvette has 460 hp and all the goodies. This cost Brian $50. Bob Harbicht was then asked to talk about his 1930 completely restored Model T Ford which, of course he did, also explaining his quail hood ornament. He tried to tell Glenn that he had no money after all this expense so Glenn let him off with only $50.
Frank Griffith got up with his sunglasses and shirt untucked to enlighten us on his new Cadillac ST5 SUV.. Worth every penny of $100.
Glenn wasn’t through with Corvettes, calling on Jeff Johnson to talk about his 1960 fuel injection model. Jeff also made it clear that he had two collision shops filled to the brim with work to be done but Glenn let him off with only $50.
Lastly, President John took this opportunity to talk about a soap box derby event and a pine wood derby event taking place on September 7 in Monrovia. He is looking for sponsors. This was worth every penny of $50.
Editors Note. The author is not responsible  for the accuracy of this article.