John Murphy
Without missing a beat, Fine Master Harbicht resumed his duties like it was yesterday. First up was Red Badger Francine Chiu who is the clubs new New Member Development Director. Then Imy Dulake was called up. The connection? Seems Imy sold Bruce Mccallum’s home and they are soon moving away. Francine looses a member before she even gets started with her duties. $50.00 to Imy for creating this problem.
Don Milefchik moved to Royal Oaks and has missed lots of meetings. For this he was fined $50.00 but will given a $5.00 credit for each of the next 10 consecutive meetings he attends. Where did this rule come from?
Mike Real’s niece will soon be married in their backyard. Despite explaining that it’s not their wedding, Mike was hit for $100.00 because he didn’t insist on using Dolphin Party Rentals.
The ink hadn’t dried on her Membership Application before Mr. Harbicht fined Kathy Ellis $25.00 for having a place at Big Bear and $25.00 for not inviting he and Patsy on her boat for July 4th. (Harbichit’s also have a place there)
Keith Brown was let off with no fine because his Balboa Island house, which is 2′ above sea level, will soon be gone if Mr. Harbicht’s calculations are correct.
Victor Delos Santos was hit for $50.00 simple because he was named “top dentist” by some (?) publication.
In three weeks, Aaron Rose will be installed a president of the Arcadia Chinese Association. You read it correctly. $50.00 Aaron.