Ever the astute businessman, Mike Real was lucky enough to pick up a new toy in Bernie Madoff’s fire sale.  In a feeble attempt to avoid parting with even more money, the proud owner of a ski boat was quick to point out that Matt Weaver and he were going to be planning a Rotary water skiing event.  At this point, Gina Post-Franco was brought into the fray when Mike noted that her boat was bigger than his.  Failing to see the relevance of this argument, Finemaster Dave and Assistant Geoff fined all three $50, with an opportunity to reduce the fines to $30 if they plan a water ski outing for the club.