Brian Cogbill was ON A ROLL….. Mike Ojeda received a Special Delivery letter from the aforementioned and charged $13 and a “go sit”

Brian asked those in attendance which member of our club we thought of when hearing about the woman who detached the penis of her husband and subsequently gave it a spin in the garbage disposal….. Butch Chin, OF COURSE!!!  $20

Next Brian explained asked yours truly what nick name people called me. (which confused me because I was pretty sure everyone already knew the answer…” Andy”)  At any rate, $5.00 to me.

Then Brian had 2 business cards he obtained from members at the meeting.  One card from Dong Chang and one from Dave Freeman. Dave’s offered discounted full body massage, free one-handed massage and other delightful items all amounting to $50 to Dave.

Keith Brown took the podium to review Dennis Lee’s sad state of affairs… he’s lost his job, his house, and almost lost his dog but now that all that trauma is over, he and Carolyn are on their way to being retired and relaxing in Prescott, AZ…. $50.  But, hey “why are you moving to Prescott?”  Answered with “Cuz that’s where the house is”…..$100, followed by some smart remark about their kids not knowing where they are moving….a quick reduction to $75 by Brian which was even more quickly corrected right back to $100 by Keith.

John Davis’s daughter was in attendance and outed for her involvement in the Jr. Olympics and receiving a 3rd place award in gymnastics/tumbling.  The family had to spend a week in Texas to observe this honor.  Some weird Jim Rider math went on involving (in order) $65, $15, $65…… and finally $70 to John.