Fines For Friday!

Bob Harbicht, fine master, set his sights on a few members, here is what went down:

Frank Hall’s neighbor was seen crossing the street, in bath robe, heading toward Frank’s house. The story is she had no hot water, and was simply using the shower. So for being neighborly and helping out Frank is recognized for $50.

Tony Parrille was up next, he is playing in a golf tournament. Bob recited a golf themed joke, then proceeded to ‘rent’ the joke to Tony with an agreement that it only be told twice, for $25 each. I’d print the joke here, but I’m pretty sure that would violate the terms of Tony’s agreement, and may subject me to royalty payments. If you want to hear the joke, best ask Tony, It seems like he is paying the $50 anyway.

Victor de Santos, was, yet again on the hot seat. It seems that some of his advertising had what appeared to be a professional model, posing as a patient. Turns out that the intel was somewhat fuzzy –the photo was of professional model, AND a patient, who just also happens to be Victors girlfriend. $50 just the same, thanks Victor!

Matt Weaver, Weaver and Associates Insurance Agency was up next, Matt sure has learned to keep quiet during these little episodes. It seems like Matt offered coffee to a spy, I mean client, that came into his office. That seems pretty common, but the coffee was served in a Farmers Insurance coffee mug. Matt had nothing to say. Here is what I think – this is a bit of marketing genius – get the competition to pay for your giveaways!

Mike Real was called upon to explain a recent trip to Victoria BC – it turns out that he was in an adult soccer tournament. His team came in 1st place, congratulations to Mike and his team. Oh yeah, thanks for the $50 Mike!

That was it for Friday! Thanks to those who contributed so freely, our good work in the community depends on it.